For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.
> Literal translation
Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”
Bird: “What’s wrong?”
Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”
Bird: “Okay, understood.”
Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]
Bird: “Okay, I understand!”
Owner: “Got it.”
> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.
Steven Universe AU where nothing bad happens and Stevens got two red-hued mommies.
ive drawn so many SU arts today
Words cannot describe hom much I love this show. Those colors, those soundtracks,those adorable characters, I can’t handle such beauty. ;A;
Sherlock assuming John’s expectations for sex are penetration, so before climbing into his lap he clarifies that he’s not quite ready for sex yet, and John’s sososo understanding and like ‘of course of course’, and softly kisses him and is so sweet cause he’s afraid of scaring him…
Can it be a requirement for everyone to have this on their blog?
If you ask me, I don’t think Destiel is actually going to become Canon.
AND THE AWARD FOR BEST USE OF A GIF IN THE HISTORY OF TUMBLR GOES TO ^^^
I CAN’T SCROLL PAST WITHOUT REBLOGGING
actually friendo the general consensus is the birth canal isn’t the anus but manifests itself during labor through the perineum. as in the skin splits and out pops a baby.
so an omegan miscarriage starts with sudden mucus production on the perineum skin (between the legs and behind the penis) and then a sudden dilation of the perineum resulting in high volume blood loss followed by expulsion of the fetus
here is a doodle i did for u
that’s why an alpha head is flared and his sperm volume is so large because the cervix connects to the uterus on a sharp angle and also while breeding positioning is best on all fours and shoulders pressed into the floor.
that way gravity works towards impregnation :D
This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices
There will come a day where this will appear on my dash and I will scroll past it, but it is not this day.
laughing because she is.
i actually did laugh when I saw this in theaters because this is a very real guilt tactic parents use and it’s 100% effective
its called gaslighting http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslighting
"Of course there aren’t any gay characters in animated movies! THEY’RE FOR KIDS!"
Yeah! Kids’ movies are supposed to be innoc-
Because telling kids that they can love whoever they want is TOO TERRIFYING AND CONFUSING. But showing them murder, execution, death, frightening images, war, and bullying is just fine.
Not to mention 101 Dalmatians where a crazy woman wanted to SKIN 99 PUPPIES