videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

pwnyta:

imageSteven Universe AU where nothing bad happens and Stevens got two red-hued mommies. image

purplekecleon:

ive drawn so many SU arts today

purplekecleon:

ive drawn so many SU arts today

livanilustrado:

hola
crispystar:

Believe in Steven ! 
Words cannot describe hom much I love this show. Those colors, those soundtracks,those adorable characters, I can’t handle such beauty. ;A;

crispystar:

Believe in Steven ! 

Words cannot describe hom much I love this show. Those colors, those soundtracks,those adorable characters, I can’t handle such beauty. ;A;

kinklock:

Sherlock assuming John’s expectations for sex are penetration, so before climbing into his lap he clarifies that he’s not quite ready for sex yet, and John’s sososo understanding and like ‘of course of course’, and softly kisses him and is so sweet cause he’s afraid of scaring him…

berenswick:

Can it be a requirement for everyone to have this on their blog?

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

i-am-patrice:

If you ask me, I don’t think Destiel is actually going to become Canon. 

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AND THE AWARD FOR BEST USE OF A GIF IN THE HISTORY OF TUMBLR GOES TO ^^^

I CAN’T SCROLL PAST WITHOUT REBLOGGING

thejabberwockychronicles:

itreallyisthelittlethings:

#NEVER EVER FORGET#he just *drags* princess along with him#and princess just follows meekly with a little lost lamb expression#dear god quinto#settle down bro#no one’s gonna steal him from you (via wildandwild)

#and in terms of the endlessly fascinating discussion concerning who tops#we present today …#an obedient little Princess (via juno-magic)
okay okay but if the baby comes out of the butt (fan-life is weird) then sitting on the toilet with your legs crossed wouldn't stop anything from coming out...

haanigram:

actually friendo the general consensus is the birth canal isn’t the anus but manifests itself during labor through the perineum. as in the skin splits and out pops a baby.

so an omegan miscarriage starts with sudden mucus production on the perineum skin (between the legs and behind the penis) and then a sudden dilation of the perineum resulting in high volume blood loss followed by expulsion of the fetus

here is a doodle i did for u

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that’s why an alpha head is flared and his sperm volume is so large because the cervix connects to the uterus on a sharp angle and also while breeding positioning is best on all fours and shoulders pressed into the floor.

that way gravity works towards impregnation :D

misha-parked-the-tardis-in-221b:

krislapis:

notmysecret:

FUCK

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

There will come a day where this will appear on my dash and I will scroll past it, but it is not this day.

White people: *reads/watches a book/movie about a Dystopian world* wow those poor people being oppressed by the government and authority.they have every right to fight back and should start a revolt.Nobody should be treated this way!
POC: *actually oppressed by government and police authority*
*are prosecuted each and everyday*
*gets killed and beaten by the police while being unarmed*
*gets Fed up and start protesting against all this*
White people: ..
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Wow like I understand that racial minorities are angry but that doesn't give them the right to riot and say that you hate the police and white people.You don't fight fire with fire! This isn't about race unless you make it about race! #weallbleedred

gayobamafanfiction:

neilnevins:

disneydrooler:

laughing because she is.

i actually did laugh when I saw this in theaters because this is a very real guilt tactic parents use and it’s 100% effective

its called gaslighting http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslighting

0trevskies:

rotg-art:

"Of course there aren’t any gay characters in animated movies! THEY’RE FOR KIDS!"

Yeah! Kids’ movies are supposed to be innoc-

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Because telling kids that they can love whoever they want is TOO TERRIFYING AND CONFUSING. But showing them murder, execution, death, frightening images, war, and bullying is just fine.

Not to mention 101 Dalmatians where a crazy woman wanted to SKIN 99 PUPPIES